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Hispanic Blend Laced With Gossip

this is me at my most masochistic.

Name:
R I Z Z O
Birthdate:
27 October
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Random Good Quotes:

"Jesus Saves! By Using Double Coupons and Shopping Wisely."

"Strangers have the best candy."

"A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic."

"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."

"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself."

"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?"


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Random Family Guy Quotes:

Peter: "You better watch who you're calling a child, Lois. Because if I'm a child, you know what that makes you? A pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm going to stand here and be lectured by a pervert."

Stewie: "AH-HA! So they do make bigger diapers! That deceitful woman told me that I'd have to learn to use the toilet. Well fie on the toliet! It's made slaves of you all. I've seen it sitting in there...lazy, slothful, porcelain, layabout feeding on other people's doo-doos while contributing nothing of it's own to society...YOU GET A JOB!"

Brian: "So, you're uh, you're a flag girl. That's great Meg..."
Stewie: "Yes, yes...Now you can be somewhere else when the boys don't call."

Stewie: "Damn you ice cream. Come to my mouth. How dare you disobey me. What are you looking at you, you infantile stupid. Yes, that's right. Damn you and such. You can go burn in hell."

Lois: "Kids, we just have to learn to accept this. Like one of those stories on Dateline where a family member suffers a horrible accident and becomes a burden on everybody. Sure, they pretend to be happy, but they're dead inside, they're dead..."


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Random Sexy Men:



...trail of dead, a perfect circle, a static lullaby, al pacino, alex borstein, alexisonfire, alfred hitchcock, all scars, anatomy of a ghost, animals, atom and his package, badly drawn boy, bane, batman, beck, being super cool, belle & sebastian, belle and sebastian, ben folds, ben kweller, ben stiller, benicio del toro, best interest, boys night out, built to spill, cap'n jazz, chaos theory, chino moreno, dave attell, death cab for cutie, deftones, double agent, edgar allen poe, elliott smith, every time i die, family guy, from autumn to ashes, fruit punch, funeral for a friend, gta3, gta: vice city, guys with goatees, harvey keitel, hatebreed, heat, hemlock, hollywood, hopesfall, horror movies, horror stories, hugs, jack off jill, jack skellington, jim root, john waters, johnny cash, joshua fit for battle, kevin james, kevin spacey, kids in the hall, law & order: svu, le tigre, liev schreiber, lust, making out, max payne, michael madsen, michael myers, mindless self indulgence, modest mouse, motion city soundtrack, movies, my hamster harvey, mystery science theatre 3000, name taken, nightmare before christmas, nine inch nails, nirvana, norma jean, not quite bernadette, nothingface, oceans eleven, oceans twelve, one line drawing, orson welles, ouija board, pandora tomorrow, pedro the lion, pepsi, photography, piercings, placebo, planes mistaken for stars, poison the well, pretty girls make graves, quasi, quentin tarantino, radiohead, reservoir dogs, robert de niro, rockstar games, sam fisher, saosin, seth macfarlane, shooting stars, shows, skycamefalling, sleater-kinney, sleeping, smalltownsburnalittleslower, smashing pumpkins, soundgarden, spider-man, spineshank, splinter cell, splinter cell essentials, stanley kubrick, stars, stating the obvious, staying up all night, steve buscemi, stone sour, sublime, system of a down, tattoos, team sleep, teddy bears, the beautiful mistake, the december drive, the get up kids, the left rights, the postal service, the royal tenenbaums, the simpsons, the sims, the unicorns, the used, the white stripes, thingy, throwing up the horns, thursday, tim burton, tim robbins, tom sizemore, video games, vincent price, wet hot american summer, writing letters, xo

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